Cthulhu Cult Recruiting!

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The Local 667 of the Esoteric Order of Dagon is currently recruiting in the Hampton Roads area. They have already begun their annual attempt to bring about the devouring of all life but, according to Senior Cultist 12: "We always need help when it comes to bringing down the pillars of reality and imposing non-Euclidean geometry upon the masses of ignorant fools that populate this plane of existence."

In addition to Cthulhu, cultists of the Order of Dagon also swear allegiance to Dagon (of course), and Mother Hydra.

Please direct all inquiries to your local asylum as residing in one is a requirement for ascending to Chapter Head.

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