Man voted "most annoying on planet"
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A Lower Township NJ man today was just voted the "Most annoying person on the planet." While coming as no surprise to those that know him " he's really a hard pill to swallow..... and believe me HE swallows lots of them" said one unidentified family member. Another close unidentfied "friend" said " My God! If I could machine gun punch his face I would!"
To achieve this title it takes many years and many many incidents of complete douchebaggery this reporter learned.
Ex.
--- Multiple arguments with anyone
for any reason at any store,
place of employment, where u
live, restaurants, car wash, etc.
--- Multiple car crash incidents
--- Complete inability to react or act
in a socially acceptable mannor.
--- Utter and complete lack of any
fashion sense.
A quick affirmation on that last point from a physical standpoint this reporter noticed a long flowing unkept white mullet, ball crushing shorts, knee high wool socks, a tshirt with hippy slogans, hip pack, nonstop groans along with a stench of weed Of course I was completely annoyed, fucking moron!
Ahem, sorry about that. Emotions got the better of me.
When I asked him for a comment about this story " he told me one min"..... ran to a shed in his back yard, emerged 5 mins later shirtless with a crooked smile, hazey eyes and slow a walk. He approached and said "what was the question?"
It took all my will power to not strangle him.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.