Trump Moves Summer Home to Argyle, FL

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In a move not surprising many, President Donald Trump has ordered the Secret Service to start immediate steps to leave his summer home in Mar a Lago and prepare for a relocation to Argyle, FL. Trump stated that there is only one person left that truly believes anything I say. And his name is Roger B. Davis. I have this need to be close to my last fan. And the great thing is with the hot, humid, panhandle Florida weather, at least Roger Davis can keep us cool. There is also a really nice little convenience store in the center of town. Since Argyle is in a remote area of Florida, it will be really easy for Vladimir to go and come relatively unnoticed, said Trump. I am looking forward to the move and to allowing Roger to help me in Making America Great Again.

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