Trump Makes Historic Landing
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The president made an unannounced visit to the moon Sunday morning, the White House informed just minutes after the historic landing. Press scrambled to catch up, and some outlets were left Earthbound as Trump held an impromptu press briefing.
"I'm proud to speak to you today from our first moon, it's really the best of all other moons, there's no competition, just fantastic," the President said. "I decided the former president - really all of them - have neglected, unquestionably, our greatest orbiting body. It's huge; terrible, sad sad story. They've ignored it totally. So we're here to do what we really should have been doing all along - I've been saying it for years now, everyone knows."
The president then focused our attention to an area of NASA storage containers and supplies, stating: "What we plan to do, over the next 100 days, is construct a very large - formidable - wall. It's going to be great. NASA is working with us to put together the best wall here on the moon. It's an American wall, because really we need to protect Americans. It's what my campaign was buit on: protect Americans. Everywhere. It's really going to be great, and very tall. I'm told you'll be able to see it from all over our Earth. I'll be teweeting about it more in the coming days, so be sure to follow."
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