Pinkerton, Pa man obducted by aliens
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Rod Munch of Pinkerton. Pa, a retired porta-potty leasing agent, was working in his yard on a beautiful sunny July afternoon.
Mr. Munch is said to grow the biggest tomatos in Wells county. As Rod was fertilizing his champion tomato plants, he heard a strange noise overhead. Mr. Munch felt faint and instantly fell to the ground. He woke up and was strapped to a table and was being probed by six grey alien beings. Mr. Munch said " I screamed for mercy". "They ripped my Levis right off"! Mr. Munch felt like he was an animal being tagged for research. At the end of ordeal, Mr. Munch woke up naked in a Dollar General parking lot two counties over. The DG night manager called 911 and authorities arrived at the scene.
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