President denies knowing Donald, Jr., Vladimir Putin, and the existence of a "so called" country, Russia
Monday 20 September 2059 35568 Shares
"It's all FAKE NEWS!"--Donald J. Trump, 45
"I, and I alone, know what's best for you idiots!"
"All future elections are hereby cancelled, and I am declaring myself King of America the Great, which will be known in the future as Trumpland. All media outlets, except Fox News, are hereby declared illegal and will be shut down.