Shyanne Fischer+Taco Bell=Whore?
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Today we investigate an angsty teenager named Shyanne, an anonymous tip was received stating she is possibly a hoe for Taco Bell! Bill B. Baker investigates and will provide updates as this story continues. In the meantime we interviewed some of her friends(some wished to remain anonymous as well). Will talked to a well know friend of hers named Tim, he was quoted saying "I've seen her suck a dude off for a locos tacos one day, F***ing craziest thing I've ever seen." We also spoke with one man who only wished to be acknowledged as "Lizard man" he added "I don't know if the rumours are true but if they are I'll need to buy me some locos tacos for research purposes" air quoting research purposes "But she's a good girl for the most part, she's a ginger how bad could she be?" No one else could be reached for any comments. She was last spotted trying to branch out to Chick-Fil-A for food, but we have no evidence to support this claim. This has been the HotMinute with Ally A. Andromeda, until next time!
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