Horny Maine Horned Dude Flooded with Bra request gone Awry
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A Horny Horned Dude in Maine, Phelan Moonsong, is regretting his offer of free Bras he made on Face Book.
"I got some many request, and many of them asking for personal service. I know I am very Handy and good at what I do, but I was not expecting all the lifting this would require.", said Mr. Moonsong for his hospital bed.
Some of the Request that came through were rather challenging he said.
Kirsty Reynolds-Smith: I'm not sure what it's like over there, but in the UK you can buy a smaller sized, pretty, cute bra for a few pounds in a supermarket. Larger sizes are really expensive and they're like something my grandma would wear. I'm a UK size 36H (I'm unsure of US sizing) and it will cost me about £40 ($50) for a decent bra. It's just not fair! People with bigger boobs are punished financially for something that can't be helped, it makes me so mad!
Some delighted customer:
Justina Stellaluna Shine: Dude, you have no idea how much I need a few new ones. I cry over the price tags.
Valerie Willis Lawrence: well he is who he is! Few people seem to care about that personal touch in the service and retail markets.
Unfortunatly Mr. Moonsong is recovering from all his excitment and the Strain it put on him and his hands....
He hopes to be open for business as usually again soon...
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