Sasquatch Mystery Solved in Central Virginia

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It has now been a week since the first bigfoot sighting in central Va. when a supposed Sasquatch was seen crossing the James River at Howardsville , only to be spotted the next day crossing Rt 60 near Buckingham CH . Obviously heading south , but for reasons unknown . Now , the mystery may be solved . This photo was taken yesterday afternoon in southern Buckingham County ( exact location unknown ) by noted Austrian Wildlife Biologist , Bigfoot Expert and Sex Therapist ,Dr. Gata Boner of what appears to be the same creature spotted before accompanied by a well endowed female and they were heading north at the time , destination unknown . Now it is believed the creature that has caused such an uproar the past week was indeed a male searching for his mate and Dr. Boner has found in his studies that Sasquatches seem to have the same mating season as black bears , which usually runs through July and August . Stay tuned for further information and beware of rutting Bigfeet!

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