DEATH RAY HEADED TOWARDS EARTH!!!
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Breaking news!!!
An unnamed source close to NASA is reporting an energy wave headed towards earth which will destroy life as we know it!! The source is quoted as saying "If current electromagnetic readings are correct, we are expected to receive a focused extra-terrestrial shockwave roughly the force of 10 to the 17th of our highest yield neutron bomb." This threat is apparently coming from a newly discovered planet located in a 7 planet solar system.
But the source has stated that the world's leaders already have a plan! "An emergency joint session between the US, China, India, Russia, and Australia has rendered a plan to create a planetary tessellated solar force field using 5900 individual satellites positioned equidistant, allowing for hemispherical projection, and full orbit adjustability. The field will be sufficient to repel the initial energy impact, and robust enough to curb subsequent potential impacts that our telemetry is unable to detect behind the initial blast wave." They are currently seeking contractors and taking bids.
So how long do we have? According to the unnamed insider "approximately 47 years". There will be an official announcement from the UN tomorrow. Check this site for future updates!
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