Scientists have confirmed existence of the world's first nanopenis
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Scientists in Peoria, Illinois have confirmed that local Peoria resident, Spencer Blackman, is officially the bearer of the world's first confirmed nanopenis. At just a few microns long, it's nearly impossible to see without the assistance of a high-powered electron microscope.
When asked for a comment, Blackman simply stated "That's why I don't shave my pubes - the little guy might get caught in the crossfire. Really it's a miracle I was able to conceive a child, given the infinitesimally small size of my member."
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