Sasquatch spotted riding Old Rocky at Lake Habeeb today
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Today at the Rocky Gap State Park, a sasquatch was seen riding Old Rocky (the local lake serpent). The Maryland DNR was highly disgusted at this blatant display of abuse of the Park's mascot by this rogue sasquatch. Many Mexicans cheered the sasquatch on when the DNR chased the sasquatch by row boat. This is not the first time for such an event. The sasquatch have been seen having groundhog and raccoon tosses on the beaches in the past. The sasquatch have also been seen swimming in the nude. They must have swim suits just like the regular visitors to the park. But what angers the state most is the sasquatch using the beaches as their litter boxes. The DNR has formed a Sasquatch Pursuit Squad to curb this behavior. If you see a sasquatch acting "frisky", please call 812 and ask for I. P. Freely.
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