Local Arlington man on motorcycle causes massive pile up that closed down I-20, because of a leaky O ring
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Just now, a local Arlington man shut down all West bound traffic on I-20 from Cooper Street to Green Oaks Blvd. Witnesses say that the man was driving recklessly and at high speeds before he apparently blew out his O ring and sharted off the back of his motorcycle. He leaked uncontrollably for the entire stretch of road from Cooper Street to Green Oaks Blvd. Several drivers lost control of their vehicles when they ran over the sloppy mess which resembled an oily residue. At least 70 vehicles are involved in the pile up. Nobody has been able to identify the man, other than he is always riding around the area and might be squatting in empty homes in the area. If you see this man please call the Arlington Police, and for the love of all things holy, do not drive directly behind him.
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