People named Dustin from Iowa are more likely than Justins to be awesome.
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Recent studies out of Central University have shown that males between the age of 32 and 33 are overwhelmingly generally pretty fresh usually sometimes.
The study was held by an unconfirmed source who probably never said "We also discovered in the same sample that men who begin their "ustin" names with a soft J often are eclipsed in greatness by the big hard D in "Dustin". And actually more people accidentally say "Dustin" instead of "Justin".
"The Study went further but I really just don't feel like sharing the rest but it is a lot and its true. " Said someone largely disconnected from anything remotely related.
According to the research, it is now proven scientifically that Dustin is a cooler name than Justin, and that people needa quit callin people dat shit when it ain dem, an ima murk u call me biebs gain.
-Special investorgation Agent, Guy Pierson
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