Del Rio Man In Distress
Monday 20 September 2059 56152 Shares
A Del Rio man is in distress after being voted as the sexiest man alive. Most would love to have such an honor bestowed upon them. However, for this man it is a curse. After being discovered in Del Rio, Texas his constantly being persued by sex starved women. His wife and daughter are on the verge of violence towards him and the women. His son however wants to be just like his dad. "I just want to go hunting and fishing and be left alone" he has stated. However, due to the over population of girly men, this example of rugged sexiness will continue to be persued.