The newest gayest person in AUSTIN

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Coming all the way from Coahoma Tx.
This guy used to be bald ! But his boyfriend made him grow his hair out cause his hand kept slipping off his head during intercourse ! But his closest friends knew about his gayness the moment he became a 49ers fan. He recently came out of the closet and moved to Austin sucking dick for cheese burgers on 6 Th street ! He no longer drinks beer cause from natural reaction he deep throats the bottle. But we still love him.

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