Crook Family Vacation North Captiva will never be the same
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As of 1500 the Crook Family was spotted behind Pine Island Marina boarding a boat of Pirates. The family made up a Ex Dallas Cow Girl and Tommy along with other family members is expected to arrive at 1530.
The festivities will commence once they arrive on the island. Neighbors have been asked to vacate their dwellings for their own safety. The Island Mayor Taylor West has asked that the residents stay put until we locate waffles. We have reports that Walker will spare you if you give him waffles. Please see the photo below and do not approach any members of the family.
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