Man Poops In His Own Butthole
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By Sean Williams
Associated Press
PHILADELPHIA (AP) - A man managed the unthinkable late Thursday evening – by pooping in his own butthole. Sources confirmed that Reginald Taylor, 34, of Philadelphia, accomplished the feat by laying on his back with his buttocks aimed to the ceiling, forcefully defecating at a high pressure, and maintaining the open position of his rectum, allowing the feces to fall back into his rectum. Taylor, a devout Christian Scientist, devoted himself to the discipline of pooping in his own butthole out of the belief that "a man's feces is the only true medicine that God intended." Taylor was evicted Friday evening from his apartment for failure to keep the premises in good condition – a consequence of his repeated previous failed attempts at pooping in his own butthole and neglecting to clean up the misfires. Taylor noted that he would continue his practice "in the streets, for all the world to bear witness to the Lord's miracles."
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