Trump Resorts to acquire Bear Valley Mountain and Village
Wednesday 16 June 2059 73818 Shares
In a development that has stunned Mother Lode residents, Trump Resorts International has announced that they will acquire the Ski Resort and Village of Bear Valley California. According to fair and balanced sources, T.R.I. was able to acquire the area through their usual unothodox and controversial business tactics (lie and cheat). Plans include a massive Summer go-cart track in the meadow near the golf course, and a new golden tower hotel to replace the existing lodge and village center. Reports are that access will only be allowed to club members who pay the $1M membershio fee, and $1M yearly dues. Worker drones will be shuttled to their various workstations through a series of underground tunnels.