NMMI Roswell Administraters Indited On Raccetering
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The New Mexico "Bureau of Looking Into Things" announced the entire administrative staff of NMMI has been arrested and transferred to Guantanamo Bay, Cuba for interrogation regarding a years long, ongoing investigation. Millions of "Free Store" credits have been recovered from the sock drawers of school administrators. It was also discovered, the acting Commandant bilked hundreds of thousands of dollars from the original Association and Foundation to support his summer boating activities. Prosecutors are quoted with their confidence of prosecution and eventual execution of those found guilty.
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