HOAX! Woman claims to have found her brain.
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A Pennsylvania woman claims she found her brain earlier this month. However, after further research, it has been determined that she was sadly mistaken and disappointed.
Reports state that 53 year old Polly Monger-Haines began to celebrate when authorities say she claimed to find her brain. Needless to say, Polly's close friends and family were elated when Mrs Haines broke the news to them. So much so, that they asked her to show them her brain and demonstrate its abilities. Mrs Haines primped herself in anticipation of showing her newly found brain to all. She checked her schedule and came up with a date and time for all to gather. She sent out invitations to family and friends far and wide. There was such a great response, that Mrs Haines had to change the venue to accommodate all that planned to attend. That special day rolled up on Mrs Haines rather quickly, however, she was prepared. After everyone gathered, Mrs Haines took the stage. She gracefully and gently turned her back to the crowd, lifted her knee length skirt and dropped her panties. The crowd was in awe. Chuckles and giggling could be heard from the crowd. Mrs Haines didn't understand what was so amusing. Until a doctor in the crowd stood up and said... I'm sorry to break this news to you Mrs Haines, but that is NOT your brain. Those my dear, are hemorrhoids. Here is a prescription for medicine... Now go home and get some rest. To this day, Mrs Haines has still been unable to locate her brain.
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