Crazy Redneck's Naked Rampage Inspires New Line of Coctail Franks
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Robert White's most recent drunken naked antics may make him millions.
After seeing him runnimy naked through a local zoo, a vacationing Hormel executive was inspired to create a new line of Jack Daniels infused cocktail weenies.
The executive remarked that it was the airline bottle of whiskey Mr White was wearing on his genitals that gave him the idea.
Mr White will receive an undisclosed amount for his likeness.
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