Dan Cummings to be next astronaut to moon

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Dan Cummings was chosen today as the winner of a nationwide contest held by NASA to be the next person to visit the moon. Unbeknownst to contestants during then entry phase of the contest, the winner must biold their own spacecraft. "It's not a big deal," said Cummings, "I've got some old cardboard boxes and a lawnmower engine. I think I can get something together that'll get me there."

Cummings then returned to his rusty hammer and duct tape to begin work on his craft.

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