Sand Springs Starbucks Scheduled for Closing

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The Starbucks located in Sand Springs, Oklahoma is scheduled to shut down due to "nasty citizens". Starbucks CEO, Kevin Johnson said in a recent interview; "We are aware the people of Sand Springs have enjoyed this location, but it will sadly have to come to an end due to nasty citizens." Sand Springs Mayor, Mike Burdge commented on the CEO's announcement; "I have never heard of this place, nor will I ever want to try it." The Sand Springs Chamber of Commerce was asked for an interview, and unfortionately chased us away. News On 6 will have an upcoming story at 6 am, Momday morning.

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