Parents of MiaBella announce modeling career, royal duties will have to wait

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Toby and Kelsee Tinelli are used to the scrutiny that comes from being famous parents. Since their wedding and subsequent announcement of a daughter on the way, speculation has been rampant.

Will this fantastical matchup of A++ DNA lead to Goddess child? Will she be a model? Might America ditch the constitution altogether, institute Monarchy and make little MiaBella princess in waiting?

All this excitement is on hold for now, as Mia's parents are firm that she will be allowed to be a child for now. "I've got offers for baby modeling from Gerbers, Huggies, Pampers....I just think she is too young for the model life right now" said Dad Toby. "Their is plenty of time for that."

" She may become an actress, model, businesswoman or Princess of the United States one day" said mom Kelsee. "We are just going to take things slow."

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