New laws to Ban painting or hiding rocks!
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New Laws in Milton Fl to Ban Hiding, painting rocks!
A new law goes into effect September 1st 2017 that will essentially make it a misdemeanor to paint or hide rocks. Even more severe, if you are caught hoarding "painted rocks".. you can be charged with a felony and face hefty fines or even jail time. They will hit you with a rock!
Amanda Painter, a spokesman for the Milton Public Health Organization states, "Painting and hiding rocks in and around the country is becoming an epidemic. At first it is just once or twice a week. Before you know it, you are skipping meals and staying awake until early in the morning painting."
A former "rocker", who wishes to remain anonymous, told reporters that for her it started out as "...fun family activity. After only about a month, I was forgetting to do any house chores, not sleeping, not eating much, painting rocks every where we went even down the road as a passenger and hidding rocks at all hours of the night. Everywhere we went we looked for rocks, turned around for rocks,but, alot of times it was trash..
State health officials warn Milton Fl residence to contact their local law enforcement immediately or call 800-ROCKHLP if they know someone who has lost control because of the new craze.l, especially if there are children involved
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