SASQUACH FAMILY LEFT BEHIND AFTER UNPRESIDENTED FIND OF DEAD BIGFOOT

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SGT JOHN FREEMAN STATED THAT AFTER A LONG AND INTENSIVE MAN HUNT FOR THE REMAINING MEMBERS OF SO CALLED BIGFOOT FAMILY ,WITCH INVOLVED MORE THAN 87 MILITARY AND 5 HELICOPTERS CAME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THIS ,ONE AND ONLY PHOTO WAS PRESUMABLY THE REMAINING FAMILY MEMBERS HIGH ATOP SONORA PASS UNREACHABLE BY ANY MEANS.
TOXICOLOGIST AND 10 YR FISH AND GAME VETERAN STEVEN S FRY SAID TO REPORTERS THAT MORE INFORMATION AND POSSIBLE TOXICOLOGY TESTS WILL BE RELEASED WITHIN 3 MONTHS DUE TO THE NATURE OF THE UNUSUAL FIND.
SGT. FREEMAN WAS QUOTED AS SAYING ,"WE HAVE ENOUGH PEOPLE ON THE JOB AND THAT OTHERS WISHING TO SEE THE BIGFOOT SHOULD STAY HOME ,AND SHOULD BE ALERT WHILE CAMPING OR PARTICIPATING IN OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES.

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