Insane Shark Attacks at the Outer Banks
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The past week has been an incredibly busy week for the sharks of the Atlantic Ocean near the Outer Banks. Monday July 17, 2017 marks the single greatest number of shark attacks in recorded history. It turns out that sharks prefer to feast upon the healthy beach goers, often leaving fatties floating on inner tubes to dine on the athletic folks right next to them, even though they must be harder to chew. Most of the people devoured by sharks have been from the mid-atlantic states. Researches are fairly sure that the sharks can sense trace amounts of chocolate in the oils of swimmers from the Hershey PA area.
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