South Philly Local Hits Powerball !!
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A Poweball ticket sold at Popi's variety store netted one man $79 million over the weekend.
The lucky ticket matched all five white balls drawn in Saturday’s game: 10, 22, 32, 36, and 58. It matched the Powerball of 10, claiming the $79 million jackpot for a single winner.
We've got no idea how he intends to spend his winnings, as he chased us off his property brandishing a shotgun, when questioned.
When asked for comment as to why he was being such a douchenozzle after winning,
A.J. Romano was quoted as saying..
"Fuck you, that's why! I'm Rich Bitch!!"
This reporter has filed charges. More to come.
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