Breaking: Creator of Bernardo Hoax Has Issues, Public Urged To Not Beat That Ass
Saturday 15 May 2059 13347 Shares
The citizens of Port Colborne, Ontario were sent into an anger fuelled frenzy this week, as some dim witted poor excuse for a human being decided to prank the small Southern Ontario town. Police and Port Colborne Mayor John Maloney urge residents to stay calm as no truth for this exists. Rapper IDB responded by saying "Mmmmmyessss F--- Bernardo and to the creator of the hoax, you need a hug and some soul searching".