Mickey Hart vows never to play kalimba again: picks up cloggs instead.
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"Now that we've concluded our dealings with Peter fucking shapiro and his wet dream of Trey filling Jerry's role in our music, I'd decided to never play Kalimbas again. They were my middle finger raised to the who FTW affair," claimed Mickey. Though Mickey hasn't thrown his kalimbas into his ranch fire pit just yet, he's decided wooden clogs are better for the music.
"The beam all started from a piece of drift wood. Can't wait to see where the cloggs led to musically." Deadheads are advised to increase their dosing so as to be fully peaked for the "drums" or it "may suck," said Weir.
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