Sources Reveal President Trump Planning August River Rafting Vacation with Russia's Putin

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The White House Social Secretary, Margie Foxman-Lipschulz has revealed the summer vacation plans for President Donald J. Trump. According to Ms. Foxman-Lipshulz, President Trump has extended an invitation to Vladimir Putin to join the US president for a river rafting vacation in California's Sierra Nevada Mountains. "The water is high this year, and both President Trump and President Putin are river kyakking and rafting enthusiasts," said Foxman-Lipschulz.

The vacation is scheduled for the week of August 14th in Placer County. Placer County Executive, David Boesch, says all facets of civil order and controls have already been addressed. Devon Bell, the Placer County Sheriff-Coroner says that "both my holding cells and my refrigerated coolers will be ready to handle unruly protesters." Foxman-Lipshulz says the world leaders will float down the Truckee and Coon Rivers.

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