Local Lawyer Arrested

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Local lawyer Anthony Lange was detained and later arrested after a tip led police to search his car for stole David Hasselhoff merchandise. The lawyer, age 38, was found with autographed pictures, mugs, and a lifesized cutout of the Baywatch star. Mr. Lange, Associate Counsel at Ohio Public Employees Retirement System, was said to be uncooperative at the time of the arrest, leading police to administer a field sobriety test. At press time, the test results were unclear.

Mr. Lange, recently fired as Secretary of the David Hasselhoff Fan Club - MidWest Region - was said to be offering to meet potential buyers of the stolen merchandise at the Budget Motel via various Craigslist postings. A buyer, upset at the refusal to accept coupons, tipped law enforcement.

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