Local man attends OWN funeral
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Local man, Ron "The Goat Banger" Ince, showed up for his own funeral after passing out in local bar bathroom for 7 days.
What family and friends thought was Ron, and killed in a hit and run, turned out to be a two week old road killed deer.
"It smelled just like'm" his long time wife said. "It was bloated, smelly and dead, just like every night on the couch, I dunno, I could'a sworn it was him".
Wake turned party ended in a bang when the road kill deer exploded.
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In other local news, after a brief spate of eire calm among local farm animals, unrest has reached a fevered pitch.
"It's like dey were all relieft oer sumfin, den got real antsy, like summin was comin' fer'um" said local farm Hoke "Stank" Pooter said.
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