COPEMISH,MI. Months long search continues.
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Local resident, Nathaniel F. Keech is on the lookout for his virginity. Although he has never seen it, the man states it was last felt behind the old Copemish School. Nate also commented that if you do see his Special Purpose, do not approach.
However, local authorities have regarded the case as "suspicious" and believe Keech still has his virginity and it is just a ploy for attention.
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