Hambleton, WV man in jail for fathering a half sasquatch baby
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Jake Phillips of Hambleton, WV has been charged with lewd and indecent acts with an endangered species. These charges stem from the discovery of the mother and 'child' living in a garage at the Philips property. WV State Police Captain I. Gothue says that this isn't the first reported case of interspecies sodomy, "the Philips are well known in this area as being inbreed with not only siblings, but also the local population of sasquatch. This is the first confirmed case although we know that many more half human half bigfoot creatures wonder the Tucker County mountains." In a related not, Mr. Philips is being pursued by WVDHHR for support payments of the offspring fathered by him with the elusive sasquatch.
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