ECLIPSE UPDATE: PATH WILL INCLUDE SOUTHWEST VA TOWN

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'X marks the spot' for the updated trajectory of the solar eclipse set for August 21st, 2017.
The path will now include a town in southwest Virginia, namely, Christiansburg. Will this shift in pattern turn into an event of seismic proportions? 'It's too early to tell', says one of the experts. 'But this eclipse is going to be a BIG event. Everyone needs to hold onto their hats and wait and see what happens.' Residents of Christiansburg appear to be unperturbed by this latest news.
Stay tuned for more updates.

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