A special night for James Perks

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It has been a remarkable week for young james perks, the labourer from oldham as he finally manages to lose his V at the age of 17. James who has recently caught the attention of the public eye from achieving 2 MOM awards in a row for Waterhead ARLFC first team, also caught the attention of a pretty young girl, who just so manages to help him with the 'Deed'.
From speaking to james, he claims that ' he is buzzing to get this weight lifted off his shoulders, work has been tough and hes struggled to fit in at times, but he now feels part of it'.
Perks from Oldham will be hitting the town for the first time ever, over the weekend to celebrate his transition from boy to man, he will start in wetherspoons for a few, over to bees knees and finish up in Liquid and Envy. he says ' i cant wait to get out there with the lads and see if my fake ID works'. He hasnt had any action again since the last time, but he claims to be 'waiting for the right one'.
we all wish him the best of luck.

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