All CMFS employees are related
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Western New York Blue Cross Blue Shield has confirmed that the employees of their client, Chautauqua Chemicals Co., are 95 percent inter-related. Previously this was only seen in small Amish communities in Southeast Ohio, but due to the large number of technical calls to Windstream, WNYBCBS did a quick comparision of DNA from the PCP's of enrolled employees, and 45 out of 47 employees were found to be from the same gene pool. A spokesman said "this should really be of no surprise, since half of them have the last name Myers, and the other half were hired by the Nixon clan". The only outliers were two employees, both males that own off highway motorcycles, named Gary and Mike.
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