POLICE INVESTIGATING A SUSPECT IN A LARGE SHIPMENT OF DILDOS STOLEN

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The shipment containing over 8,000 pink dildos ranging in size from 14-25 inches was hijacked around 3 a.m. this morning. Witnesses say the men armed with machine guns and a rocket launcher took off with 4 of the 5 shipping crates being delivered.

“There were eight men, all wearing masks but one who approached the truck as soon as I opened the back door to unload the cargo,” delivery drive tells us. “They forced me on the ground and tied me up with a bondage kit that was in another box. They checked the boxes until they found the dildos and began loading them into the back of a truck.”

Police say this is the third shipment of stolen extra-large dildos this month from the area, and are investigating the man in the picture taken from the scene.

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