Anna Richard to become Queen of Austrian Province

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After years and years of searching for the missing queen, Anna Richard, the only ancestor of the Wonklahicka Province in Northeastern Austria, she was finally located, after graduating high school, at Scottsboro High School, Northeastern Alabama.
The Wonklahicka Province was founded in 1526, and has been a long standing tribe for almost 600 years. After years of frigid cold weather, due to much lower temperatures, 75 of the tribe, either froze to death, died of hunger, or moved to warmer lands. Snow would pile up 13 feet high, in places, and made it hard for the tribe to make ends meat and live their daily lives. Anna's ancestors moved to America to get away from the colder temperatures and better opportunities for food, but didn't realize they were members of the Royal Family. The family moved to America in 1779, just three years after The United States was founded. Anna was in shock, when she first found out about your Royal background. "I always knew I could be a princess or a queen, if the right opportunity was to arrive, after watching movies and videos about Princess Diana. She was a beautiful, amazing woman. I always wanted to be like Princess Di. Her life showed gratitude for other human beings, and she was always willing to help anyone in need. She never considered herself better than anyone else. She was a true princess.", Anna proclaimed in our first interview as queen.
She plans on finishing college at the University in Slokaslinka, Austria, all while performing her queen duties. She doesn't plan on having servants or people working for her, the way normal queens do, but says she is not opposed to having everything done for her, as long as she can get at least 8 hours of sun, a day, during the summer. She is also not opposed to being hand fed grapes, pineapple, and kiwi. Since the average temperatures are 35 degrees, she won't have to worry about hiring someone to fan her, when it gets hot. Upon becoming queen, she will be awarded all the gold, silver, land, livestock and houses, that have been in her family for 600 years.
*Photo at the bottom is in the middle of summer.

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