OJ RELEASED FROM PRISON, GETS JOB AT CNN
Saturday 15 May 2059 36241 Shares
Today, after spending 9 years in prison for an armed robbery, in which he reportedly stole his own stuff back, OJ Simpson received a job offer from CNN. The head of CNN, Ivana Tellalye, said that with his past experience with telling the truth and staying ahead of the police, he should be great as a field reporter for CNN. She says he is a real cut-up and he has a stabbing sense of humor that really gets you in the heart.