Breaking News: Time Machine developed

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Erwin Schrödinger's grandson Terry Rudolph has perfected a time machine that so far has the ability to send living cells back in time. Rudolph accidentally made the discovery while experimenting sending a pulse of laser light through a cesium vapor at the speed of light. 300,000 km/s or 3.0 x 108 m/s
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The process was repeated multiple times with a relative standard deviation of 0.2. After obtaining consistent results, Rudolph initially sent small cell green algae back in time by 15 minutes. He then took the fastest growing species of bamboo and sent in back 2 hours and it has lost the equivalent growth rate of bamboo's growth rate of 91 cm (35 in) per day or at a rate of 0.00003 km/h for the two hour time frame. Rudolph plans to send a 1 week old mouse back 48 hours in the upcoming weeks. This extrodinary find will possibly allow humans to time travel in the near future.

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