Studies by David Hope show the sleep benefits of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese
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In a recent study performed by Warminster Native David Hope, shows the benefits of eating a whole Box of Kraft Mac N Cheese can help you fall and stay asleep. Kraft Mac N Cheese is every child's favorite meal whether it's breakfast, lunch, or dinner. The same goes for David Hope, a 23 year old male from Warminster Pennsylvania. Dave is an avid Mac N Cheese eater and usually eats 1-2 boxes per day when the cabinets in his family home allow for it. For a while Dave was the kind of person to stay up till the wee hours of the morning, falling asleep around 3 sometimes 4 in the morning just to get up 3 hours later. Even when he went to bed at a normal time, he could still never STAY asleep. That all changed the night Dave ate a full box of Trolls Macaroni and Cheese. Filling his stomach up on the warm cheesy pasta that Kraft supplied, gave him the shock of a lifetime. Thinking it'd be a typical night, he ate a box around 9:30 While watching the television. Lo and behold, an hour later he was out like a light. Fast asleep with dreams of counting macaroni noodles jumping over fences in the sky. When asked what he thought, Dave replied, "Kraft Mac and Cheese works wonders for me. It provides my stomach a delicious treat to munch on while I sleep at night. Having that full stomach allows me to fall asleep in minutes and stay asleep!"
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