Bigfoot Sighted in Grand River Nature Area
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Grand Rapids, MI:A bigfoot was recently seen in the woodlands of the Grand River Nature Area on Friday by a man an his wife while taking a walk. The coulple, who wish to remain anonymous, are from Wyoming, MI and have heard of reports of recent so the creature in the area. The couple reports the creature as being between 8 and nine feet tall, and between 600 and 800 pounds in weight, covered in black hair, and possessing broad, muscular shoulders, slim waist, long legs, and arms reaching down to the knees.
The husband told the local authorities "I have always been skeptical about the stories about bigfoot. But, after see one for myself. I guess I'm the one that looks like an ass!".
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