Famed Psychology Professor and Astrologer Gina Ruk Reveals Shocking Predictions!
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Not since Nostradamus, Newton and Jackie Stallone has there been such an exacting procurer of the unknown! In an exclusive interview, Gina reveals how she is able to glimpse the future. It happens when she looks out on the summer's day. With eyes that know the darkness in the soul. Shadows on the hills, Sketch the trees and daffodils, catch the breeze and winter chill, in colors on the snowy linen land. "Now, do you understand", she says to me. In relation to the tabulation of the great starry story whose plot, in part, is now being revealed before your very eyes!
1. School districts across America will crack down on guns and force students to use silencers when they are in the Library
2. Former President Obama will change his position on waterboarding as he believes now, this is the only way to get the truth out of Trump about Russia.
3. A lasting peace will finally come to the Middle East when the Palestinians agree to back down as long as they receive unlimited supplies of Vodka, Playboys and sheep , all to be delivered in brown paper bags.
4. A popular female singer and a world renowned cellist will be involved in a controversy involving motorcycles in Los Cabos Mexico prompting the NY Post to release the headline; Lady Gaga and Yo Yo Ma, in Baja, Yamaha, Brouhaha.
5. President Trumps approval rating will fall so low, he will be forced to learn fractions.
6. YouTube, Twitter and Facebook will merge to form one super time wasting website called; YouTwitFace
7. By 2020, 80 of men will wear shorts and flip flops for every occasion except formal events when they will wear... patten leather flip flops.
8. We will be able to feel and smell whatever is on our television sets. “Multi- sensual Media” will bring full-color, holographic TV with force feedback and olfactory output. The images on your TV, in other words, will be feel-able and smell-able.
In an unrelated prediction...the divorce rate will climb to dizzying heights.
9. This is a late breaking prediction...Man will land on the moon! ( I told you it was late breaking)
10. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU DEAR GINA!!
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