Cougar attacks clowns at Napoleon park.
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Recently sighted cougars have attacked clowns performing at a children's Birthday party in a park im Napoleon. The clowns tried to remain calm and make themselves larger. Some even made balloon weapons to defend themselves against the attacks. All attendees were unharmed except for the clowns.. bystander Geno Badazzcanbe said "they seemed to only target the clowns and were very friendly to party goers even letting some of the children ride them around".. Before getting into a flying saucer and heading back to planet Feline the cougars were heard shouting "we hate fu@$ing clowns!!!.. all information has been confirmed by the DNR,FBI,ATF,CIA,ABC ,NBC,CBS.CVS,WALLGREENS,RITE AID and your local PBS station.
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