Alligators Spotted in a North Georgia river.

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A group of individuals, Friday July 21, 2017, came up upon something out of the ordinary in South Whitfield Co. Georgia, just a few miles south of Dalton. The group was kayaking the southern most terminus of the Conasauga River Friday afternoon when a couple of alligators shot at them from a grassy knoll. "At first we thought it was just some Lee Harvey Oswalds."

Today, Saturday July 22, 2017 a team of FBI agents with the help of the Georgia redneck militia are combing this area of river. They're asking that if you come across the alligators, don't approach. Scientists are saying that this is highly likely to be the result of cloning we're currently dealing with. They're also cautioning that more alligators could be in other areas of rivers. "It's quite possible that they're migrating further north due to climate change. Just keep an eye out for them and stay clear".

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