Local Man Loses Arms on His Birthday

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TOLEDO, OH.- A Toledo man is in recovery tonight after mysteriously losing both of his arms on his Birthday.
Craig Weaks, 31, of Toledo, Ohio was celebrating his birthday with his sister, Kristen, when it was discovered that not only one of his arms had vanished, but both arms were in fact missing. When asked about the incident, Kristen responded by saying, "That's why he is just the Okayest". Police were asked to bring Kristen in for questioning, as she proceeded to yell, "Stop.It. Right. Now!!!!".
Police are still looking for information but say they have a suspect and are doing their best to bring an end to this tragedy.

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