Mullens Man Loses Tongue in Guyandotte River
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Mike Brown, a local resident, exposed his tongue in an effort to attract female companionship. In a horrible twist of fate, a species of giant trout mistook his tongue for food, and ate it clean off. At last report, the loss of Mr. Brown's tongue had zero effect on his ability to speak, ad nauseum, for hours at a time.
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